June 2013
“And maybe by imagining these futures we can make them real, and maybe not, but either way we must imagine them.”
—John Green, Paper Towns (via epicjohngreenquotes)
I spent 5000 years laughing at this guy's celebration
help me I can’t stop laughing
DID HE JUST RUN ALL THE WAY TO THE SEATS TO CLAP FOR HIS TEAM OMFG
“it´s so hard to leave - until you leave. and then it is the easiest goddamned thing in the world. leaving feels too good, once you leave.
I leave, and the leaving is so exhilarating. i know i can never go back.
but then what? do i just keep leaving places, and leaving them, tramping a perpetual journey?” —Paper Towns, by John Green (via epicjohngreenquotes)
I leave, and the leaving is so exhilarating. i know i can never go back.
but then what? do i just keep leaving places, and leaving them, tramping a perpetual journey?” —Paper Towns, by John Green (via epicjohngreenquotes)
this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy
that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel
this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction
my shirts always fit: a man’s tale
“What is the point of being alive if you don’t at least try to do something remarkable?”
—John Green, An Abundance of Katherines (via epicjohngreenquotes)
Wonderwall
Oasis
And all the roads we have to walk are winding
And all the lights that lead us there are blinding
There are many things that I would
Like to say to you
But I don’t know how
unfollowers?
*does cup song*
ur gonna miss me when im gone
“We tend to think animals are lower than us, but all the scientists in the world couldn’t design and operate a bumblebee’s wing. We can’t jump or run very fast, and we can’t carry vast weights like an ant can. We can’t see in the dark and we can’t fly except crammed in a noisy tube like sardines, which doesn’t count. Humans compared to animals are almost totally deaf, and we can’t smell a fart in an elevator by their standards. We are finite and separate, and neurotic, while the consciousness of an animal is at peace and eternal. We strive and go crazy to become more important. Animals rest and sleep and enjoy the company of each other. We think we have evolved upwards from animals but we have lost almost all of their qualities and abilities. The idea that animals don’t have consciousness or that they don’t have a soul is rather crass. It shows a lack of consciousness. They talk, they have families, they feel things, they act individually or together to solve problems, they often care of their young as a tribal unit. They play, they travel, and medicate themselves when they get sick. They cry when others in the herd die, they know about us humans. Of course they have a soul, a very pristine one. We humans are only now attempting with the recent rise in consciousness to achieve the soul that animals have naturally.”
—Stuart Wilde (via sharkg0ddess)
Ur not Frankenstein… ur frankenfine….real quality pick up lines here
I wanna make u frankenmine
frankenno
“there are people who have it worse than you you know”
ah yes thank you i have realized now the error of my ways i am no longer sad thank you
“Sometimes, you read a book and it fills you with this weird evangelical zeal, and you become convinced that the shattered world will never be put back together unless and until all living humans read the book”
—John Green, The Fault in Our Stars (via epicjohngreenquotes)
“Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.”
—Mark Twain (via lavrence)
why would she sell sea shells by a sea shore when you can just pick them off of the ground for free that’s not how you run a business
She’s sold sea shells by the seashore since shapely seashore seashells stay scarce. Since she sells superior shells searchers spend centuries searching for, seldom selling simple shells, so she still sustains solid savings.
My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.
We all agree that Josh Hutcherson looks like Squirtle
im not sure how
but i can see it
if u dont ship what i ship then u can fuckin
have ur own opinion and we can totally be friends but i am going to ask you to duel me on a rooftop at least once a month
“There are some people who could hear you speak a thousand words and still not understand you. And there are others who will understand without you even speaking a word.”
—Yasmin Mogahed (via mer-se)
